Jokes For Seniors With Dementia. Hear funny dementia stories from fellow caregivers. A smile is the first step to peace.
At age 20 success is…having sex. “by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.”. The three advantages of dementia:
You Meet New People Every Day.
Senior jokes senior jokes, old jokes, getting old jokes, aging jokes, golden age jokes and mature jokes. Only people who have been caregivers can fully appreciate this kind of humor. The doctor tells him sir i'm sorry but you have cancer. the old man is shocked and says oh this is terrible.
The Doctor Asks, What Is Three Times Three? The First Man Answers, 274. The Second Man Answers, Tuesday. The Third Man Answers, Nine. The Doctor Pleasantly Surprised At The Third Man's Correct Response, Inquires, Great!
Can't remember if i'm 85 or 92. Sir i'm sorry but it turns out you also have alzheimers. Give your brain a bit of exercise with these riddles!
You Must Have Had An Adventurous Life!”.
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. The guy gratefully leaves and comes back the next day, looking much better. At age 12 success is…having friends.
You've Got To Be Kidding, He Said.
You can find music to accompany the songs for a singalong on youtube. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. “by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.”.
They Both Come Out At Night.
A guy comes to work very sick and asks his boss for advice. A smile is the first step to peace. The trooper says, “if you can give me a reason for speeding that i’ve never heard before, i’ll let you go.”.