Jokes To Make You Laugh So Hard You Cry. If you are eating, sent me a bite. The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.
26.an atom walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he’s seen his missing electron. I love you. the husband replied, i am on the toilet. Feeling happy is great and it's something that we all want.
I Will Never Forget Some Of These, And You Better Believe My Friends Are Hearing Them.
I asked my wife if i'm the only one she's ever slept with. I love you. the husband replied, i am on the toilet. “i’m positive”, replies the atom.
You Are Eating, Send Me A Bite.
“some cause happiness wherever they go. Are crying, send me your tears. Then right then in that moment some jerk near you cracks one of the dumbest jokes you've heard in years and instead of finally going off the deep end you suck in a huge puff of air and laugh so hard your stomach hurts.
“I’m Losing Sheep Over This!”.
Working in a bubble wrap factory. I used to think the brain was the most important organ. “today i fought so much with my husband.
My Next Poop Could Spell Disaster!
These will probably make you want to facepalm, but right after you do that, you’d want to throw these riddles around your friends. Sometimes a bad joke is just that: 39 jokes to make you laugh or cry.
“Are You Sure She’s Missing”, Asks The Bartender.
The is why hilarious jokes are so good, because they improve your mood and make you feel a lot happier after you've read or heard them. But asking questions that have the potential to make someone laugh or remember something they haven’t thought of in ages, can really help you get to know someone better quickly. I just dream i’m a motorcycle!