Jokes To Say To Your Boyfriend. If you were my wife, i would drink it! boyfriend: Please can you stop wandering through my mind, you speedy gonzales.
A girl comes home and says to her boyfriend. I could listen to you talking forever; Send him this as a text, and it will be the highlight of his day.
He Seems A Little Too Nice Though, Can't Be All That Exciting In The Bedroom.
I am thinking of you. I miss your cute smile. I feel so safe with your arms around me.
Thats Brilliant He Said You Can Also Smell The Fish Market.
If you were my wife, i would drink it! boyfriend: Don’t just say the “i love you” or “ily.”. You will my knight in shining armor.
Be Careful, Don’t Trip Today.
Actually life is short, just like your dick. boyfriend: “ if i could rearrange the alphabet, i’d put ‘u’ & ‘i’ together.”. Do you have a date for valentine’s day?
But You’ve Stolen A Pizza Of My Heart.
Wanted to ask if you are a coach, since you make my heart jump. Sweetheart, i feel the whole animal kingdom when i am with you. What did one boat say to the other boat?
Its Not Like I Have A Crush On You Or Anything.
I think god created you on sunday and added more honey than needed. “i dreamed i saw you in a jewelry store and you were buying me a diamond ring.”. My boyfriend’s idea about honesty in our relationship is him telling me his real name.