Jokes To Tell Someone In The Hospital. Never thought i would thank someone for pushing me around. Nurse to doctor, “there’s a man in the waiting room who thinks he is invisible.”.
The doctor says, “well, i think it’s because you’re two tired.”. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “congratulations! 440 fantasy 86 fashion 53 food 629 holiday 328 knock knock 69 miscellaneous 112 monster 292 nature 383 occupation 296 people 284 seasonal 87 sport 118 technology 111 vehicle 143 more.
My Wife Told Me She’s Sick Of Me Pushing Her Around And Talking Behind Her Back.
Doctor, “tell him i can’t see him.”. I visited my grandfather in hospital……. Surgeons — they slice and dice people for a living.
The Doctor Says, “Well, I Think It’s Because You’re Two Tired.”.
“i work for the minnesota twins!”. We hope you will find these hospital patient emergency room puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh. He told me that he is now incontinent.
An Experienced Nurse Calls Housekeeping When A Patient Throws Up.
Better than a quarterback sneak. In hospital jokes the queen is laying in hospital with her children at her bedside. I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor.
Murphy’s Law Of Nursing #47:
If you'd like to enjoy some more medical humor, one liners and funny hospital jokes, be. Business, sports, any such useless subject matter will do. It’s dark because there’s no light.
Go Up To Someone On Life Support And Distract Them.
When i was checking her in, the nurse asked for her wrist, saying, “i’m going to give you a bracelet.” “does it have diamonds on it?”. I'm sorry, sir, but we've found high traces of glucose in your urine. “the doctor is so funny;