Jokes To Tell Your Doctor. *arms folded/quizzical look on his face* ok. “can i get a second opinion?” doctor:
As i was admitted to the hospital for a procedure, the clerk asked for my wrist and said, “i’m going to give you a bracelet.”. When he is feeling funny. Take these pills and if you still don't feel any better, give me a ring. doctor, doctor!
We'll Soon Put A Stop To That!
A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him president. You are not strong enough for this yet.” 100. “you see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family.”.
Noticing An Apple On His Nightstand, She.
It just looks like you’re branching out. A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. But then realization dawns upon us, and we become conscious of the fact that we'll actually be less dead if we go to a doctor.
One Afternoon, A Man Went To His Doctor And Told Him That He Hasn’t Been Feeling Well Lately.
The doctor says, “well, i think it’s because you’re two tired.”. A doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. I wake up, walk to the bathroom and god turns on the light for me.
“You Are Very Sick.” Patient:
I've a little bit of lettuce sticking out of my bottom. This kind of unpleasant experience leaves us to not trust them. A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him out cold.
As I Was Admitted To The Hospital For A Procedure, The Clerk Asked For My Wrist And Said, “I’m Going To Give You A Bracelet.”.
“no, the problem is no one runs in your family.”. A patient with insomnia goes to a doctor. I told the doctor i was not going to have brain surgery.