Karate Dog Joke. He goes to the pet store and asks for a doberman. The empire state building is a structural masterpiece, and it can’t jump at all.
He decides to get his wife a watchdog. A guy buys a chihuahua guard dog. So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, “i need a good guard dog.”
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Why did the witch’s team lose the baseball match? The dog runs up and rips the chair to shreds. And 28 other dangerous words.
This Joke Has A Drawing Of A Pig Doing Karate.
What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blond, and he’s a. The woman didn't believe the clerk, so he told the dog to karate a chair. So she buys the dog and takes it home and tells her husband i got security. then the dog walks out.
The Wife Told Him About The Dog's.
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, “karate that table.†the dog went up to the table and broke it in half. So the woman bought the dog and took it home. The karate kid is a 1984 american martial arts drama film written by robert mark kamen and directed by john g.
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I had to put my foot down. Laugh out loud to this funny kids joke and corny dad joke. The husband was of course disappointed and somewhat skeptical about the scottie dog's abilities as a guard dog.
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So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, “i need a good guard dog.”. Watch. the salesman pointed to a huge cinder block and shouted karate the block! immediately, the poodle struck out its paw and with one blow smashed the block into two pieces. The huge guy says, that was a karate chop from china.