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Lame Pirate Jokes. The older pirate captain has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and an eyepatch on one eye. 50 best pirate jokes to make you laugh.

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Children love jokes and adventures. 50 best pirate jokes to make you laugh. Set your anchor here to discover our hilarious pirate jokes to tell your mateys.

All You Need Is A Good Pirate Funny Joke And The Right Timing And You’re Good To Go.

A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries. The pirate said, “aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.”. Pretty chuffed with our pirate plunder?

We Bring You Some Funny Pirate Jokes For Kids Can Leave Them In Splits.

The older pirate captain has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and an eyepatch on one eye. Children love jokes and adventures. Check out our sea jokes too, and don't miss our silly fish gags!

“Aye, I Fought Red Beard’s Crew And Lost My.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? 33 funny pirate jokes that arrrgh total hidden treasures! I need a woman please.

The Sailor Said, “That’s Not As Impressive As The Other Two.”.

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his first mate, “bring me my red shirt!”. They both say “yo ho!” and walk with a limp!

What Kind Of Grades Does A Pirate Get In School?

Here are some really dumb jokes that are funny and will get the best laugh from your little ones. The look on her face soon changed when i walked off with her. Why did the pirate go to the apple store?