Legal Jokes For Lawyers

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The gang was very happy to escape. Just so i can say the words “your honor, clearly my client is not a flight risk.”. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.

There Must Be Some Mistake, The Lawyer Argues.

Did you hear about the lawyer who sued the funeral company over the coffin? Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a case.

A Man Phones A Lawyer And Asks, “How Much Would You Charge For Just Answering Three Simple Questions?”.

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.steven wright #lawyer #mirror — best lawyer jokes (@bestlawyersjoke) april 12, 2015 The use of currency as bait is prohibited. There are skid marks in front of the dog.

A Gang Of Robbers Broke Into A Lawyer’s Club By Mistake.

“it ain’t so bad,” one crook noted. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. “look,” said one, “let’s be honest with each other.

If You Have Any Lawyer Friend In Your Group You Will Know How Easy It Is To Make Their Fun.

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Following Is Our Collection Of Funny Legal Jokes.

It is the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road. “your honor, a juror is asleep.”. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see st.