Little Johnny Jokes Duck. A big list of little johnny jokes! Little johnny writes to santa that he wants a little brother for christmas.
Little johnny did not go to school one day, much to his teacher’s surprise. At school, little johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, i know the whole truth. little johnny decides to go home and try it out.johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, i know the whole truth. his mother quickly hands him $20 and says. “i’m not going back to school ever again!”.
The Teacher Asked What His Favorite Magic Trick Is.
Joke has 82.34 % from 393 votes. “i’m not going back to school ever again!”. From heaven, replied his mom.
The Teacher Asked Why George Washington’s Father Didn’t Punish Him For Chopping Down The Cherry Tree.
Little johnny said that his father is a magician. Utilizing these webbed feet swimming birds as a source of diverse humorous. 87 funny duck jokes that little quacker will love.
A Man Walks Into The Pet Store And Says, How Much For The Duck? The Pet Store Clerk Says, 30 Dollars. The Man Says, Ok, Just Send Me The Bill. The Pet Store Clerk Replies, Sorry But You Have To Take The Whole Bird!
At school, little johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, i know the whole truth. little johnny decides to go home and try it out.johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, i know the whole truth. his mother quickly hands him $20 and says. Last night, fred came to my room for the vaseline, and i think i gave him my airplane glue. One day a farmer decides to sell 3 of his ducks.
“Miss Can I Go To The Toilet?”.
138 of them, in fact! Santa’s gonna have a merry christmas too. Little johnny, i saw you arguing with the customer that just left.
During Art Class, Little Johnny Decided To Draw God.
His best friend, little jenny, wants to know where the watch is from, so johnny tell his story, i was coming from the bathroom to my bedroom when i heard a strange noise from my parent's bedroom. The funniest duck jokes only! Well, i can see why they threw her out!