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A list of 49 lizard puns! If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out loud! Turned out it was fake newts.
Your Name Is Written Inside The Cover. A Policeman Caught A Nasty Little Boy With A Bb Gun In One Hand And A Lizard In The Other.
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A guy walks into a bar and as he sits down on a barstool he notices there's a lizard on stage telling jokes. I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Prostitutes that frequent truck stops.
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He took the precious book out of the lizard's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, it's a miracle! not really, said the lizard. The guy asks the bartender, what's with the lizard? the bartender replies, oh he's the stand up chameleon. The lizard & the monkey.
What Do Lizards Like To Eat With Their Hamburgers?
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