Mailman Jokes One Liners. 5) what do you call a lazy baby. This joke may contain profanity.
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Got stuck for ages behind satan in the queue at the post office. The boy jumps up and runs to his dad, i know your secret! the dad replies, please don't tell your mom heres $10. And, oh boy, is this good….
A Train Station Is Where A Train Stops.
_a retired mailman will be called a post icer. The creative prowess of a writer, or a jokester, in this case, shines through the most when concentrated in the least possible words. 9) a kangaroo walks into a bar.
The World's Best One Liners!
God bless mommy, daddy and granny. You'll just have to learn to be a little patient. if april showers bring may. Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years.
The Next Day, The Grandfather Died.
A worker in the post office is sorting through the mail when she sees a letter addressed to god. she opens it up and finds a handwritten note from an old lady. He added me on facebook, and posts all my letters to my wall. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.
Goodbye Grandpa. The Father Thought It Was Strange, But He Soon Forgot About It.
On my desk, i have a work station. One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers: All they said was, “bach, bach, bach…”.
_____ A Postman Was Retiring After 35 Years Of Service.
A mailman who is responsible for only delivering bills on his way is known as bill parcells. _____ my postman told me he's going to travel to spain, so i asked him if he'll visit parcelona. He looked at it, and thought “this isn’t for me”.
