**Math Jokes That Are Actually Funny**. The first says, give me a beer. the second says, i'll have a half a beer. the third says, a quarter of a beer, please. the bartender pours two beers and says, come on, people. He pours two pints and says y'all need to learn your limits.

You can, however, start class with one of these cheesy math jokes. Never realized they’d actually enjoy math! “i don’t think so,” the first one replies.

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An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are staying in a hotel. “i don’t think so,” the first one replies. Later, the physicist wakes up and smells smoke.

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Following is our collection of funny bad maths jokes. Why wasn’t the geometry teacher. Tell a few puns to kids and encourage them to think of their own puns involving words that have double meanings, such as:

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Are you trying to ruin me? an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The best 35 bad maths jokes. Sure, funny tiktoks and animal snapchats may have overshadowed them, but browse through a few geeky subreddits and twitter hashtags and you will still find them.

### Never Realized They’d Actually Enjoy Math!

The first says a pint, the next says half a pint, next says a 1/4th a pint, next says an 1/8th a pint and so on until the bartender gets tired of hearing what they want. These jokes are for all those great mathematicians out there, and also math teachers, math students or anyone else interested in math. For the sake of convenience, we have divided math puns and math jokes for kids according to topic to help you pick the best relevant math joke for your kids (or class!).