Math Jokes With Answers. You know 2 + 2 gives you the same total as 2 x 2. Tell a few puns to your students and invite them to think of their own puns using math words with double meanings such as:

42 of them, in fact! 55+ hilarious math jokes to cause smiles. The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.

### Because It Gives Them Square Roots.

He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can from his room with water and douses the fire. If one rooster laid 22 eggs during the month, another one laid 18 eggs during the month, and the farmer took half of all eggs, how many eggs did the farmer have? The math teacher tries first and gives him a hard equation.

### If The Yellow House Is On The Right Side And If The Red House Is On The Left Side Where’s The White House?

These are the best of the worst math puns and wisecracks! An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are staying in a hotel. Many numbers and math words have two meanings and can be used to make puns.

### If You Are Cringing Right Now, You Know How My Entire 8Th Grade Math Class Felt Every Day.

Kelly begins, if there are six birds on a telephone wire and you shoot two, how many ar. The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.

### Maybe You're Trying To Impress Your Teacher.

God calls the devil and the devil comes in and introduces himself. Why do plants hate math? The engineer wakes up and smells smoke.

### Math Doesn’t Always Have To Be Hard And Confusing, Sometimes It Can Be Fun.

Finally, she gets to johnny. Nine and nein (the german word for “no”) acute and cute. For whatever reason, you're here looking for the best math jokes, and here are my favorites from reddit, twitter, online, and told.