Mean Comeback Jokes. You should come with a warning label. The only thing offending me right now is your face.
There are some comebacks variations jokes no one knows ( to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. If i wanted to hear from an asshole, i’d fart. Fuck you, you little bitch!
Disagreeable People Sometimes Don’t Realize They Are Being Rude.
I envy anyone who hasn’t met you. We hear people say that they want to kiss the butt, touch the butt and heck, some people even say. A professor was walking along a very narrow hall when he came face to face with a rival.
Oh, I'm Sorry, I Didn't Realize That You're An Expert On My Life And How I Should Live It.
9 look at that butt! If you had a brain cell, it would probably die of loneliness. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.
If You Were A Gentleman You'd Lift Your Hat. He Raised An Eyebrow And Replied, If You Weren't So Ugly.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. Please continue while i take notes.
I’d Sue My Parents If I Had A Face Like Yours.
See more ideas about funny quotes, sarcastic quotes, sassy quotes. Now i understand why animals eat their young. There's nothing worse than being on the receiving end of an insult and not being able to think of a good comeback (although you'll eventually come up with the best response ever.about three days later).
People Like You Are The Reason I’m On Medication.
A young boy comes running down the street looking for a cop. Just because you have a dick doesn’t mean you need to act like one. You won't believe me if i tell you.