Mexican Magician Joke

Mexican Magician Joke. What did the fisherman say to the magician? She notices them looking at her, so she walks up to them.she says, i want a man thats smart.

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He says, “uno, dos.” and then poof he disappeared without a tres…. What did the fisherman say to the magician? There was this famous magician in mexico and his signature act was disappearing into thin air.

Make My Tea Disappear Magician:

When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land in a pool of that drink. To make him feel better i tell him “mucho” every time i see him, it means a lot to him.”. This slide is magic given to me.

And The Following Morning, The Wolf Was Found Dead On The Forest Floor.

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His Wife And Ginger Made Him Quit, See.

I need to tell you something important. A black man, a mexican, and a white man got lost canoeing. So we're gonna abduct him, and chain him to pronk's radiator!

Quiero Calcetines, Said The Man.

How on earth is the pronunciation of trace similar to tres? The fox came later that day to confront the bear. Some of us.i won't mention any names, but we're gonna' bust laughing boy out.

“Now, Look Away And Memorize That Card.

Posted by 7 years ago. He's an italian plumber, made by japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew! They reached an island ruled by terrorists.