Midget Jokes One Liners. Also see midget one line jokes as well. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? On my desk, i have a work station. What did the police officer say to the midget.
I Hope Death Is A Woman.
A day without sunshine is like, night. You're so short that when you sit on the curb your feet are way off the ground. When the next stop comes, the midget falls off of the chair, so the man picks him back up.
People Tell Me I’m Condescending.
The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune telling was fraudulent. You can’t take a joke. The headline read, small medium at large score:
My Dad Told Me To Make Little Things Count I'm Now Teaching Midgets Math.
We need to make the little things count; Baby fly landed on the sandwich as the coroner took a bite. Of course i wouldn’t say anything about her unless i could say something good.
You're So Short That You Smoked Weed For An Hour And Still Couldn't Get High.
Not even mildly pc joke what's the difference between a pack of midget spies and a group. Did you hear the one about the midget psychic on the run from the cops? On the third stop he of course falls again and this time, the man says:
“Proof That We Don’t Understand Death Is That We Give Dead People A Pillow.”.
Midget cell, midget crabapple, midget flowerpecker, midget submarine, mg's midget, daihatsu's midget, and the midget mustang airplane; Midgets are always funny and if you see a midget or have a midget friend, then you must know some funny midget jokes. As long as there are tests, there will be prayers in schools.