Mom Jokes One Liners. Bought my mum a mug which says, “happy mother’s day from the world’s worst son”. Are living in a small apartment.
You raised me bitter and i will do the same to my kids. “proof that we don’t understand death is that we give dead people a pillow.”. Great moms turn them off.
Cool, You Owe Me 250K And A New Stomach.
People tell me i’m condescending. When your mom’s voice is so loud, even your neighbors brush their teeth and get dressed. You are a supper mom!
After All, I'm The Reason She Drinks.
You raised me bitter and i will do the same to my kids. 28, 2021 redbox polled its customers about the funniest moms in movies. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline.
My Mother Is 60, And Her Whole Life She Only Slept With One Guy.
Mom's recipe for iced coffee: “mommy will think about it!”. Mom jokes are the perfect way to brighten the mood of any mother.
(Leans In Real Close) That Means I Talk Down To People.
My mother and i had different attitudes about sex. You won't even think of giving away your child's baby clothes. The best 22 single mom jokes.
You Did An Amazing Job Raisin Us.
Russian dolls are so full of themselves. 42.26 % / 341 votes. You are one in a melon, mom.