Money Joke One Liners. I deposit money and she withdraws it. He hops onto the counter, and asks to open a line of credit with their bank, requesting 150 thousand.
I bet you $4,567.89 you can't guess how much i owe my bookie. “a bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”. Quick financial one liner jokes.
Than His Wife Can Spend.
“cocaine is god’s way of saying you’re making too much money.”. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart. The creative prowess of a writer, or a jokester, in this case, shines through the most when concentrated in the least possible words.
If Time Is Money Are Atm's Time Machines?
I won $3 million on the lottery; One who can find such a man. The next time you go make a deposit, tell your teller one of these jokes.
Be That As It May, If You Want To Read A Joke, It Is Not A Novel You Are Looking For But.
I’m so poor i can’t pay attention. Quick financial one liner jokes. My wife and i have a joint account.
This Is A Compilation Of Funny, Quick, Short One Liner Jokes And Sayings About Money.
I know what most of you are thinking: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. So check this list of funny lines on money, earning and expense.
In Baseball You're Out If You're Caught Stealing.
I bet you $4,567.89 you can't guess how much i owe my bookie. I saw a sign that said watch for children and i thought, that sounds like a fair trade. When she first met him she didn’t know how rich he was.