Monkey Bartender Joke. He takes his first sip and sets it down. The bartender looks at the monkey and says to the guy, hey, we have health standards here, get that monkey out of here! aw, says the guy, he's okay.
The monkey examines the peanut. The second half a pint, the third a quarter ad infinitum. Definitely not gourmet monkey bread;
The Man Sits Down And Orders A Beer, While The Monkey Begins To Wander And Examine His Surroundings.
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer from the bartender. The bartender says hey you cant bring pets in here! the man replies dont worry, hes trained. You're different and weird. a bit shaken, little mohammed goes to ask little.
What Do You Call A Monkey With A Banana In Each Ear?
A man and his monkey enter a bar. The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey is running wild.
A Man Approaches A Priest.
The monkey and the cue ball. A guy walks into the bar and looks the bartender in the eye and says i need 10 shots. The bartender asked the guy, “did you see what your monkey just did?”.
Each Of Them Are Carrying A Dozen Bananas.
He takes his first sip and sets it down. The barman says, “”the piano player Monkey in the bar joke.
No, Go Away, Replied Little Jack.
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. The man looks at the bartender and ask him why there is a monkey there. An irishman, englishman and scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of guinness.