Mule Jokes One Liners. She says i keep pushing her buttons, if that was true, i would have found the mute button by now. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch.
Of course i wouldn’t say anything about her unless i could say something good. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. But all mine ever says is goodbye.”.
And The Man Responded, Lord, To Be A Man For Only 20 Years Is Too Little.
Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. 82.56 % / 1574 votes. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline.
When Life Give You Lemons.
When life gives you lemons, just find salt and tequila and enjoy the party! Find someone whose life gave them vodka, then have a party! “proof that we don’t understand death is that we give dead people a pillow.”.
Set A Man On Fire And He’ll Be Warm For The Rest Of His Life.
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Of Course I Wouldn’t Say Anything About Her Unless I Could Say Something Good.
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