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Within Minutes, The Detectives Figured Out What The Murder Weapon Was.
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A man buys a rifle from a local gun shop to go hunting bears. Following is our collection of funny english jokes. But you are not shit is a reassurance.
Upon Walking In His Front Door At The End Of The Day, He Finds His Wife.
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He Jumps At Every Noise, Starts At Every Movement And Hides Under His Desk.
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Relax bro, nl topics are becoming things else. Browse and manage your votes from your member profile page. Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, you are charged with beating your wife to death with a shovel. a voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, you bastard! the judge continued, you are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a shovel.