Muscle Jokes One Liners

Muscle Jokes One Liners. What bell doesn't make any noise at the gym? It's a huge weight off my shoulders!

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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. I just created a fitness app for insects. “my muscles are aching!” the blonde said.

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All types of funny jokes, jokes for kids, jokes for adults, knock knock jokes, doctor jokes, religion jokes, marriage jokes, cheating jokes, animal jokes, puns, one liners, dirty jokes, silly jokes, police jokes, prison jokes and many more. I just created a fitness app for insects. He takes off his pants and the blonde says, 'what massive calves you have!'.

He Was A Mechanical Engineer.

If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it. The girl is lying on the bed and the hunk starts to strip off. You'll just have to learn to be a little patient. if april showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?

I Guess Now It Is The Neighborhood Watch.

The way the muscles and bones interact are mechanically brilliant! the third one says, nope, you're both idiots. It's going pretty well, although i'm still working out the bugs! Not every person is humerus.

Booty Is Just A Ghetto Expression, And I’m Just A Booty Star.

The creative prowess of a writer, or a jokester, in this case, shines through the most when concentrated in the least possible words. Why did the stupid bodybuilder train at the zoo? What do you call santa claus with muscles?

People Tell Me I’m Condescending.

That's when i knew we weren't gonna work out. The first one says, god was clearly an electrical engineer. 50+ awesome flower puns that are too good to be true.