Nasty Jokes For Wife. I did some research and collected the funniest and most hilarious jokes about marriage. So remember, husband and wife jokes are to be taken with a pinch of salt.
While they were there, the wife passed away. What’s the best way to love thy neighbor? Bridezilla and couchpotato) marriage is not a joke, but it can feel like one…okay, let me rephrase that:
But The Parrot Starts Insulting Him And Gets Really Nasty, So The Man Picks Up The Parrot And Tosses Him Into The Freezer To Teach Him A Lesson.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? “i’m the belt that holds the pants up!”. 99% sound and 1% advice.
What Did The Toaster Say To The Slice Of Bread?
The wife says, “i love you” all of a sudden. When her husband’s away on business. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him.
Bridezilla And Couchpotato) Marriage Is Not A Joke, But It Can Feel Like One…Okay, Let Me Rephrase That:
Very inappropriate (and hilarious) language ahead. There is plenty of funny marriage jokes that include the husband and wife on both ends. So remember, husband and wife jokes are to be taken with a pinch of salt.
‘Sir, I Have Some Bad News.
What did the leper say to the sex worker? You need to be more of friends than serious partners to enjoy the roller coaster ride. What do you do if your wife starts smoking?
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“ is that you or the wine talking?” asks the husband. They also both slowly kill you. A man buys a parrot and brings him home.