Nun Jokes Holy Water. Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven. Then st peter hears a commotion among the other nuns and one nun pushes to the front.
The priest says, you need to immediately go over to the holy water and rinse your eyes out. she goes to the holy water and another nun comes up to the priest and says, father, i too am so sorry, i to. Wash your hand in this holy water and enter heaven. I’m so loose, i can get *two* whole fists up there and still have room to clap.”.
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Go wash your eyes in holy water and you will be forgiven. The priest says, you need to immediately go over to the holy water and rinse your eyes out. she goes to the holy water and another nun comes up to the priest and says, father, i too am so sorry, i to. In heaven, the three of them are standing in front of the pearly gates and st.
The Nun Then Washed Her Hand In The Same Holy Water As Before And Was Allowed To Pass Through.
Tip of your pinky finger in the holy water, and you may be admitted. A big list of nun jokes! The third nun followed and said, i had allowed a man to have rough anal sex with me and was then instructed to wash her anus in the same holy water, which she did and was allowed to pass through.
Nun 4 (Speaking To Nun 3):
Well, once i held a man's penis, she replied. The mother said, “i guess that will do, go drink some holy water. 3 nuns are at the bar together, having some drinks, bullshitting.
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The nun giggles and replies, well, once i touched the head of one with the tip of my finger. “blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. The second nun was laughing even harder, prompting the priest to ask her.
Peter Says Alright Sister, Now Dip The Tip Of Your Pinky Finger In The Holy Water, And You.
Then st peter hears a commotion among the other nuns and one nun pushes to the front. Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven, peter told her. The nun is a little reluctant but reply's well i once.