Nurse Joke One Liners

Nurse Joke One Liners. Murphy’s law of nursing #59: You should always be kind to nurses.

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Patient, “the tire marks across my legs.”. If you need anything at all, press this red button with the picture of the girl with pigtails and you'll get me. obviously, we have sexist call lights. Murphy’s law of nursing #47:

The Nurse And The Elderly.

Murphy’s law of nursing #59: Better than a quarterback sneak. Read short nurse jokes here ️ with categories such as dad jokes, knock knock jokes, kids jokes, adult jokes and much more!

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An experienced nurse is guilty of these jokes. The man replies, i was! You know you are a nurse when you find yourself betting on someone’s alcohol level.

The Nurse Asks, “Do You Think That Will.

An experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a patient throws up. The third nurse, who was on her period, hesitates but does it anyways. A graduate nurse wears so many pins on their name badge you can´t read it.

The Nurse Who Can Smile When Things Go Wrong….

Nurse rose asked him if there was anything wrong, “yes, nurse rose,” said mr. How do you save a doctor from drowning? The nurse replied, “no, is it missing?”.

Nurse To Doctor, “There’s A Man In The Waiting Room Who Thinks He Is Invisible.”.

“proof that we don’t understand death is that we give dead people a pillow.”. And that’s without tire marks! Williams, was living in a nursing home.