Old Age Jokes One Liners. He is so old that he gets nostalgic when he sees the neolithic cave paintings. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
I can’t serve you beer.”. When they're ready to leave, his friends say, nice. Age, kids, mistake, rude, sarcastic.
The Closer It Gets To The End, The Faster It Goes. — Andy Rooney.
As she put her foot into the tub, she paused. Then she yelled down to the other two sisters and asked, was i getting in the tub or out? Out of nowhere the woman says, i can guess your age. the man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try.
2) You're 42 Years Old.
Now we just lay on the bed and tie each others shoes. Then your eyesight gets worse. So far, this is the oldest i've been. — george carlin.
They Both Come Out At Night.
You know you are old when the oxygen masks drop from the ceiling when your birthday candles are lit. When he asked why they were divorcing at such an old age, the woman replied, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead. 1) you're a christian, you have to go even when you don't want to.
Allow Me To Suggest That This Is The Year You Start Lying About Your Age.
82.65 % / 1105 votes. John is out with his friends and stops by his grandmother's house for a visit. When they're ready to leave, his friends say, nice.
“Being This Awesome Took 70 Years Of Practice.”.
You know you are old when you’re told to slow down by your doctor and not the police. Then your hearing gets worse. “by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.”.