Old Man Birthday Jokes One Liners. You know you are old when the candles cost more than the cake. I’m not going to make any age jokes because i genuinely feel bad about how old you are.
An old guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks for id. May all the days of your existence be hundred times brighter than the sun, starting from your big day. I got an ipad for my 80 birthday.
My Dearest Friend, I Wish You All The Prosperity, Good Health And Good Fortune In The World All The Days Of Your Extraordinary Life.
You’re not old, you’re 30 (plus shipping and handling). Next time, take off the candles. one liner tags: 79.52 % / 970 votes.
May All The Days Of Your Existence Be Hundred Times Brighter Than The Sun, Starting From Your Big Day.
And says, “forgive me, father, for i have sinned”. Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: And 3) you're the priest.
I Was Born To Be A Pessimist.
I’m not going to make any age jokes because i genuinely feel bad about how old you are. “i don’t know why people are so obsessed with age anyway. Our most intelligent president yet just took my backpack.
Birthdays Are The One Day Each Year That Individuals Are Encouraged To Celebrate Themselves.
At 80 years old your bones get softer, but your arteries get harder, so it balances out. Happy birthday to a relic from a bygone era. You’re still going to do stupid stuff, just a lot slower.
Turning 80 Means Your Favorite Romantic Song Is Probably Now A Laxative Commercial.
When you're told to act your own age, and you die. Happy birthday, you old softy. Warm regards to your knees.