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Then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.”. I don't know why old people drive so slowly. My boyfriend got bitten on the penis by a snake.”
You've Got To Be Kidding, He Said.
Why should you never break up with a goalie? Continuing one of our legendary installments, we at bored panda put together a new list of jokes that boyfriends and husbands have delighted their significant others with. Tiktok video from jackie ramirez (@imjackieramirez):
Longer, Cute Jokes To Tell Your Boyfriend.
I don't know why old people drive so slowly. Because i want to ride you all night long.”. Do you have a date for valentine’s day?
There's A Bowl Of Peanuts On The Coffee Table, And John And His Friends Start Snacking On Them.
The reason for this is because the older she gets, the more he will be interested. An old guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks for id. Old people kept poking me at weddings and saying you are next so at funerals i do the same to them.
A Man From Table Next To Them Sees That And Asks Politely:
“i dreamed i saw you in a jewelry store and you were buying me a diamond ring.”. You never know when you might need a spouse to finish your sentence. God grant me the senility to forget the people i never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones i.
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You may share with him and also with your buddies. Two old couples are walking down the street. So far, this is the oldest i've been. — george carlin.
