One Line Jokes For Seniors

One Line Jokes For Seniors. People tell me i’m condescending. “i don’t know why people are so obsessed with age anyway.

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When you're a baby, you're taken care of by your parents. The elderly man was an eyewitness to the car shop crime scene. Bonus joke about getting old.

God Grant Me The Senility To Forget The People I Never Liked Anyway, The Good Fortune To Run Into The Ones I.

You'll just have to learn to be a little patient. if april showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? I’ve got “character lines,” not wrinkles… for sure, but don’t call me old… just call me mature. “in youth we run into difficulties, in old age difficulties run into us.”.

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When the police asked him to tell them what happened, he told them what he'd seen. Enjoy our funny cartoons, old people jokes, and clean senior humor. Turns out, good players are hard to find.

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“how lucky i am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”. People tell me i’m condescending. A senior citizen was driving down the freeway, when his phone rang.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

And the streets are much steeper than 10. Clean funnysenior citizen jokes:the game. You must have had an adventurous life!”.

The Closer It Gets To The End, The Faster It Goes. — Andy Rooney.

I thought you were bringing her back.”. I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. Make fun of those grey hairs with these old.