Pasteurized Milk Joke. (track jokes & cow jokes) why don’t cows have any money?… because farmers milk them dry. A man walks into a restaurant with an emu by his side.
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A Milkman Stops By A House, And A Pretty Blonde Opens The Door In A Bathrobe.
The word pasteurise is a scientic term used for heating a food such as milk or wine to a high temperature to kill bacteria. “that will be £14.40 please.”. Amazing jokes, a large site with funny jokes and cartoons.
A Short Time Later The Waitress Returns With The Order And Says:
(cheese jokes) how do you make a milkshake?… give a cow a pogo stick. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, “i found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. A blonde woman heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
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When do dairy farmers take their milk to church? The glass of milk that was sitting on your desk. I would tell you a milk joke, but it is whey too cheesy!
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“I’ll Have The Same,” Says The Emu.
(track jokes & cow jokes) why don’t cows have any money?… because farmers milk them dry. The blonde woman said, no, i want 25 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.” the milkman asked, “pasteurized?” the blonde said, “no, just up to my tits.” submitted by calamjo