Pirate Joke Driving Me Nuts. I know, it's driving me nuts! pirate walks into bar. “aye, i fought red beard’s crew and lost me hand.”.
The bartender says “hey buddy, you have a steering wheel on your zipper!”pirate says “arrr, it’s driving me nuts!”. A pirate walks into a bar with his ship's helm sticking out the front of his pants. A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.
What's With The Steering Wheel? Pirate:
The pirate drinks it and breaks the glass against the wall. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “how did you get that?”. A pirate walks into a bar with a big ships wheel down his pants.
He Tells The Bartender To Give Him A Shot Of His Strongest Rum In A Dirty Glass.
As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his first mate, “bring me my red shirt!”. “aye, i fought red beard’s crew and lost me hand.”. A thirsty sailor runs from his boat to the nearest bar and shouts to the bartender, “give me twenty shots of your best scotch, quick!”.
Some People Like Lawyer Jokes, Other Do Not.
A pirate went to the doctor to have his condition looked at. A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender notices he has a big steering wheel shoved down the front of his pants. The pirate replies, “aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!!” why does a pirate prefer to drink in a bar that serves rum, instead of gin?
Goal Is To Have Funny Joke Every Day.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants. This be where all the mighty pirate jokes be hiding. Bartender says, hey you've got a steering wheel on your belt. pirate says, arg!
You Got A Steering Wheel On The End Of Your Dick! Arrr. Says The Captain, It's Drivin' Me Nuts. Read More.
The bartender knows to keep his distance from the angry pirate, until he calls him over and demands another shot of rum in a dirty. Barkeep notices a steering wheel attached to the pirate's groin, asks about it. Peg leg, funky hat,the long beard, and the parrot.