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Seeing a plumber bite his nails. A list of 43 plumber puns! Your pipes are our business.
We Don't Mean To Make Plumbers The Butt Of All These Jokes, But It Only Makes Sense To Crack A Smile After Spending The Day Looking At Other People's Waste.
All the intelligent people in the community were turning to plumbing work for themselves. It requires exactly two plumbers to fix a broken light; Guess all my money went down the drain!
The Lawyers Bought Their Three Tickets And Boarded The Train But Watched The Plumbers To See How They Were Going To Get By With Only One Ticket.
I suck at plumbing, i always make woman's small leak into big squirt. A lady was expecting the plumber. Jokes often are not intended to be hurtful but.
Following Is Our Collection Of Funny Plumbers Jokes.
The guy goes up to the counter at the ministry of buying cars. A plumber’s best friend usually turns his head. We hit the pipes in the right places.
A List Of 43 Plumber Puns!
Okay, we got it, come back in 3 days, we should be done. The full house plays on your home being flooded by a clogged toilet and a full house in poker which is three of one card with two of another. Hey, who doesn’t love a good plumbing joke, right?
Your Pipes Are Our Business.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby. We also have pick up lines, yo mama and knock knock jokes. Plumbing is the only profession where you’ll hear your boss say, “be sure your ‘joints’ have lots of ‘dope’ in them!”.