Positive Yo Mama Jokes. While the jokes still don’t portray mothers in a positive light, they’re mostly said. “yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.”.
Yo mama is so tiny, she was the first to ever use chapstick as deodorant. 1) yo momma so fat the only letters she knows in the alphabet are k.f.c! Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow….
Yo Mama’s So Fat That At The Zoo, The Elephants Started Throwing Peanuts At Her.
This page is dedicated to skinny, fatty, lazy and poor yo mamas. Yo mama jokes, also known as ‘yo momma’ jokes or ‘maternal insults’, refer to cheesy, subtly insulting jokes said to make fun of a person’s mother. These type of jokes is known worldwide and one of the most common ones.
Yo Mama Jokes Will Crack You Up And Make You Laugh Between Friends.
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house. Yo mama is so silly, when i said her drink was on the house, she ran outside to grab a ladder. Yo mama jokes for kids.
Yo Mama’s So Dumb, When The Doctor Told Her She Had Coronavirus, She Bought A New Laptop.
When thieves broke into her house and stole the tv, she chased after them shouting “wait, you forgot the remote!”. Yo mama is so tiny, she can hula hoop in a cheerio. Following is our collection of funny yo mamma jokes.
Oh My God, Let's Call A Hospice Just In Case Yo Disabled.
Yo mama's so stupid, when i told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it. Yo mama’s so fat she takes posters not pictures. 28 yo momma is so fat that when she saw a.
Yo Momma Is So Slow….
27 yo momma is so ugly even hello kitty said, “goodbye” to her. Initially, the majority of yo momma jokes were extremely unpleasant and were intended to incite violence or make the hearer feel less proud of their mother. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell i didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.