Presidents Day Dad Jokes

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The Teacher Asked Little Johhny, “George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His Father’s Cherry Tree, But Also Admitted Doing It.

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This Funny Collection Of Friendly And Good Jokes, Riddles And Puns About Presidents Day Are Clean And Safe For Children Of All Ages.

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