Private Equity Jokes. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. Not sure how jokey this is, but it's a quote from herbert prochnow and it always comes to mind when i visit the bank 🙂 original phrasing:
King kong | 1,768 subscribe. One day a man dies and in his will, he leaves $300,000 to his stock broker, financial adviser and his lawyer, each one receiving $100,000. The ant and the grasshopper.
Not All Of Them Have A Deeper Meaning.
The pigeon can put a deposit on a. You know, initial investment is needed to cover the overheads until my cash flow is established.”. Equity jokes a man walks into a bank in new york city and asks for the loan officer.
To The Frenchman They Say, You Are In Charge Of Cuisine.
He takes off his gucci loafers and stretches out, to get comfy for the flight. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. The ant and the grasshopper.
Oh Accounting… How I Love You!
The best 46 equality jokes. What do you call an investment partnership run by friendly swedes? Bankers don't think they're funny, normal people don't think they're jokes.
Why Is A Cat Like A Penny?
So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it. A bloodhound, because he is always picking up (s)cents. The banker responds two thousand pounds.
I Deposit Money And She Withdraws It.
A politically incorrect joke about language. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. You give one to your neighbour.