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I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. The bartender says “okay, but don’t start anything.”. Of course i wouldn’t say anything about her unless i could say something good.
The Bar Tender Yells ‘Get Out!
I don’t suffer from insanity—i enjoy every minute of. He named it surelock homes. A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm.
To Which The Polar Bear.
He even went as far as naming his ice cream shop 'the rolling cones'. The bartender says “okay, but don’t start anything.”. The polar bear pays and takes a seat.
Comic Sans, Helvetica And Times New Roman Walk Into A Bar.
The creative prowess of a writer, or a jokester, in this case, shines through the most when concentrated in the least possible words. You'll just have to learn to be a little patient. if april showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? Two termites walk into a.
A Bartender Is Just A Pharmacist With A Limited Inventory.
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One Of Them Says “We’d Like A Couple Of Beers, Please.”.
The bartender looks up and says, “we don’t serve your type in here.”. Be that as it may, if you want to read a joke, it is not a novel you are looking for but. The ceo of ikea was elected prime minister in sweden.