Quarantine Eating Jokes

Brb — Gonna Stare At The Ceiling For A Few Hours.

At a time like this, we could all use a quick snap from thanos to rid the world of the virus. Quarantine has turned us into dogs. Back in my day, you would cough to cover up a fart.

When I’ll Say That Something, I Don’t Wanna Hold Your Hand.

Times like these provoke feelings of anxiety and eating disorders love times like these. Consume recklessly, because a little comedy never killed nobody. You'll need to be kept in quarantine and fed a diet of pancakes. oh my, that's horrible news, doctor.

It's Like We're All On The Food Network Show Chopped Cooking.

My dog loves quarantine because she’s a sheltie in place. People are sharing jokes to try and cheer you up through quarantine. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

Pajamas Will Have You Believing All Is Well In The Kingdom.

There was a trooper on the side of the 101 fighting to keep his eyes open, as there was empty road as far as he could see. Aww haha this could not be more true… come on 2020, we can do better than this! Are some of the new words that every person on this planet will know clearly after being said the same thing over and over again since the start of the coronavirus pandemic.

Oh Yeah, I’ll Tell You Something I Think You’ll Understand.

So we here at bored panda have collected some of the funniest coronavirus jokes to put smiles on your faces and to help you see the silver lining in this nasty situation. It seems like the cousin wanted a cake, but told the cake shop people to write whatever they wanted on it, since it was just for her anyway. Recently, i saw one that said all of this quarantine weight gain will just make their weight loss transformation seem even more impressive.