Reckless Driving Jokes

Reckless Driving Jokes. Can i give you a lift? A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.

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When his wife called his cell phone. The funniest reckless driving jokes only! I'm sorry, i've drank a little bit to much. cop:

Your Honor, We Have Tried To Get The Defendant To Come To Court, But He Has A Knack For Running Away.

Tell you what, my shift is ending so if you can spell the alphabet backwards, i'll let you go. A senior citizen was driving down the freeway. What do you use to count cows?

My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.

I'm guessing you think i was drunk driving. officer: I'm sorry, i've drank a little bit to much. cop: We love good humor and obviously hilarious jokes followed by a healthy laughter!

A Passersby Pulled Him From The Wreckage And Revived Him.

A man comes to the entrance of heaven. A man finds a penguin on the road. He just keeps playing the race card.

Miraculously, She Managed To Pry Herself From The Wreckage Without A Scratch And Was.

Then i can't wait to. A man driving home from the bar gets pulled over by a police officer. A woman is driving down the same road.

This Morning I Crossed The Road, Changed A Lightbulb, And Walked Into A Bar.

I'm not drunk, but i'm obviously too stupid to be driving, god damn it. 364. Best 40 reckless jokes and puns. Funny driving jokes read more »