Restaurant Jokes One Liners. The bartender replies, “for you, neutron, no charge.”. I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
(leans in real close) that means i talk down to people. A chef joke a day keeps the kitchen gloom away. Funny food jokes and puns.
The Other Guy Says, That's About As Far As I Got, Too. 8.
The other guy says, no. The bartender looks up and says, “we don’t serve your type in here.”. Two friends with dogs visit a restaurant.
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Two jumper cables walk into a bar. I eat at a different restaurant every day. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
Russian Dolls Are So Full Of Themselves.
(leans in real close) that means i talk down to people. Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side. “i want two hamburgers,” he said.
57.Waiter, Waiter, There’s A Frog In My Soup!
A chef joke a day keeps the kitchen gloom away. Don’t worry sir, the frog will surface in a moment. The chili back into the bowl.
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The bartender replies, “for you, neutron, no charge.”. The waiter tells them the night's special. I'm a vegetarian. is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby.