Rude Old People Jokes. A doctor runs a test on an elderly lady in the hospital and comes in to her room to read her the results. “some of the best memories are made in flip flops.”.
God grant me the senility to forget the people i never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones i do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. See more ideas about jokes, bones funny, funny quotes. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
“I Have An Imaginary Girlfriend.”.
Come on, like in the past days. The people who know me the least have the most to say. I have some bad news, and some more bad news.
The Father Looks At Him Disapprovingly,.
A son tells his father: “when a man retires, his wife gets twice as much husband for half as much money.”. An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
Before The Wedding, They Went Out To Dinner And Had A Long Conversation Regarding How Their Marriage Might Work.
Prayer for good health for seniors: While she was putting her foot into the bathtub she stopped. Hope this topic gives us another winner.
So Far, This Is The Oldest I've Been. — George Carlin.
You always feel like you have to pee. “some of the best memories are made in flip flops.”. 2) you're 42 years old.
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Whose balls were of differing sizes. There once was a man from devizes. Being a 40 year old man, people started scolding me when i took out my 18 year old girlfriend for dinner i got called all sorts: