Sarcastic Jokes One Liners

Sarcastic Jokes One Liners. Communication, love, rude, sarcastic, women. Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day.

15 Amazing and Hilarious One Liner Funny Quotes funnyquotes
15 Amazing and Hilarious One Liner Funny Quotes funnyquotes from www.pinterest.com

If at first you don’t succeed, stop trying already. So check this list of funny and sarcastic lines and enjoy. Most of these cute one liners are from the iconic comedians and others are from random people.

♦ You Take My Life When You Do Take The Means Whereby I Live.

Search in the largest collection of one liners and puns. All sorted from the best by our visitors. “a computer once beat me at chess.

People Tell Me I’m Condescending.

Turns out, good players are hard to find. Here are some famous one liner jokes that can easily lift your spirits. The grass tickles their nuts.

All Sorted From The Best By Our Visitors.

Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. All the men from the kingdom came turn by turn and grabbed apple. Why do midgets laugh while running through the yard?

Leave The Horse And Grab An Apple.

You might love your life, but i think it just wants to be friends. I’d kill for a nobel peace prize. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

11 Clean One Liner Jokes.

Get a horse if you don't fear your wife else grab an apple from the basket. We think you'll love these sarcastic jokes. While puns involve humorous wordplays, the sarcasm takes the humor quotient a notch higher.