Senior Discount Jokes

Senior Discount Jokes. Seniors jokes that are not only about senile but actually working enroll puns like i was in a long line at am today at the grocery store that opened at am for seniors only and a tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway. Sir, she said, this is a quilt museum.

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A senior citizen is pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. Luckily enough for me, a local formalwear shop had a great deal going on; You know you are old when you’re told to slow down by your doctor and not the police.

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“in youth we run into difficulties, in old age difficulties run into us.”. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to morris and said, you're. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline.

I Asked For The Cause Of A Lesser Amount;

“by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.”. White sauce, yeast, cheese, senior discount (wtf), crabs, hot sauce, mushrooms. I am 54, not even 60 yet.

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They would give you massive discounts and even hefty prizes for referring as many of your friends as possible to their business. From my purchase, this chap took off 10 percent. A store announces that from 8:00 to 9:30 am they'll only be attending senior customers and offering discounts.

The Trooper Says, “If You Can Give Me A Reason For Speeding That I’ve Never Heard Before, I’ll Let You Go.”.

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And he answered, “because of the seniors discount.” i went to mcdonald’s for a burger and fries; A list of 31 senior puns! We hope you will find these discount.