Senior Golfers Jokes. “you’re late on the tee, john.” “yes, well being a sunday, i had to toss a coin to. The brush is quite thick, but he searches.
He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. He thinks nothing of it and is. An american, a german and a japanese man are golfing one day and, at the 3rd hole, they hear a phone ring.
One Fine Day, John And Don Are Out Golfing When John Slices His Ball Deep Into A Wooded Ravine.
A priest and a farmer are playing a round of golf. (guy's favourite clean golf joke) 4 golf partner. 5 more clean golf jokes.
“I Don’t Think You Can Keep Your Head Down That Long
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. Joke has 85.87 % from 2029 votes. Finally he blurted out to his caddie, “i’d move heaven and earth to break a hundred on this course.” “try heaven,” replied the caddie.
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Senior golfers a foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. One of the other men asks what’s got into him. They both come out at night.
He Figured If He Hurried And Played Very Fast, He Could Get In Nine Holes Before He Had To Head Home.
He looked at his caddie and said: The best person to play golf with is someone who is always a little worse than you are. The brush is quite thick, but he searches.
He Goes Further And Ends Up Vomitting The Ball, Which Is Then Taken By An Eagle.
I would move both heaven and earth to get a birdie today. After enduring his worst round of golf in years, a golfer walked past a lake down the 18th hole. “that was a really nice thing to do,” the second golfer says.