Senior Jokes One Liners. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time. They both come out at night.
The trooper says, “if you can give me a reason for speeding that i’ve never heard before, i’ll let you go.”. A senior citizen is pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. People tell me i’m condescending.
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I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. “how lucky i am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”.
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My grandfather tried to warn them about the titanic. “some of the best memories are made in flip flops.”. Laughing can make you live longer.
And 3) You're The Priest.
A guy comes to work very sick and asks his boss for advice. The lawyer asked the senior if he’d like to play a little game. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said, “nobody puts baby in a coroner.”.
The Boss Says, You Know, If It Were Me, I'd Just Go Home And Let My Wife Really Take Care Of Me In All Aspects, If You Know What I Mean.
He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater. A senior citizen is pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. “being this awesome took 70 years of practice.”.
Baby Fly Landed On The Sandwich As The Coroner Took A Bite.
It’s amazing to know about the independence day bring so close to the peoples. The slowing down of the body, the rapid advancement of a world that feels like it's moving forward without you, and of course, looking older. The old gentleman replies, “years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper.