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The Bartender Pours It And The Drunk Drinks It.
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A Drunk Goes In A Bar And Asks For A Shot Of Jim Beam.
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You Go To Sleep Just So You Can Wake Up And Smell The Coffee.
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The Bar Tender Pours Him A Glass, When Suddenly His Drink Starts Talking To Him.
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