Short Driving Jokes. Alcohol, cop, death, driving, women. Today i scored 9 out of 10 on my driving assessment.
But if you chase cars, you’ll get exhausted. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. I guess you could say things escaladed quickly.
“All Of Us Know Someone Who Is Either Traveling Or Planning A Road Trip, Is Talking About A Road Trip, Or Posts Quotes Regarding Road Trips.”.
I think it’s great that fast food companies are sponsoring big racing circuits now, but you have to admit: 82.99 % / 1757 votes. Patrol officer meets his match.
So If He Goes Too Fast, Just Flash Your Lights And Beep Your Horn.
Honey, i just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on route 280. A man in ireland is driving his morris miner to the ferry port to go home in england. “to attract men, i wear a perfume called ‘new car interior.'”.
A Man Is Driving Up A Steep, Narrow Mountain Road.
Thinking the penguin is lost the man takes it, drives until finding a police officer and asks what to do. A bloke in a ferrari pulls up and says he has a towrope in his boot, but he warns that he is a fast driver. But since real men also do not use the internet, i take the chance and share with you the most hilarious jokes about cars and puns out there.
Do Women Call You Fatty?
Apparently i snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car i'm driving. I was robbed at gun point, thrown into the trunk of. When his wife called his cell phone.
Astonished, The Other Driver Looked In His Rear View Mirror And Swore At Eddie.
A patrol officer pulled over enid for speeding. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.