Short Engineering Jokes. A physicist and an engineer were working on a top secret time travel project. How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. So, this article is an icebreaker from the tumultuous job of being an engineer. Enjoy the best engineering jokes ever!
The Moving Walkway Motor Jammed, So He Unjams It.
An engineer accidentally goes to hell instead of heaven. My indian engineering teacher told us this today growing up in america, you've probably heard your parents say, eat your food, there are starving children in india. but i tell my children, do your math homework. He reduces his height and spots a woman.
The Frog Spoke Up Again And Said, “If You Kiss Me And Turn Me Back Into A Beautiful Princess, I Will Stay With You For One Week.”.
The mathematician says, you know, physics is just applied math, and they all laugh again. Enjoy the best engineering jokes ever! To an optimist, the glass is always half full.
To A Mechanical Engineer, The Glass Has A Factor Of Safety Of 2.0.
Best joke for the pub about the engineer. An engineer walks into a bar and says, “ give me a beer before the problems start! There’s a fire in the middle of a room and 3 buckets of water in the corner.
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An engineer walks in and pours a bucket on the fire, it doesn’t go out so he goes off to check the fire safety standards. He bends over, picks up the frog, and puts it in his pocket. The engineer drinks the beer and then orders another, “ give me a beer before the problems start !”.
He's Hot And Miserable, So He Decides To Take Action.
After a short time, she returned wearing strategically positioned fig leaves and smelling faintly of gardenia. 28 of our favourite engineering jokes 1. Why did the higgs boson go to church?