Short Nursing Jokes

Short Nursing Jokes. The nursing assistant wished first. The second does the same and stops to share with the third nurse.

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25+ funny nurse jokes & puns urine. Dirty, doctor, money, nurse, travel. They also need a license from a state board of nursing.

You Can’t Cure Stupid, But You Can Sedate It.

The second does the same and stops to share with the third nurse. More than one, an extra pair. A tourist is in a hospital with 60 degree burns.

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A man goes to hospital with a carrot up his nose. An experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a patient throws up. After she shut the door, she asked me a question i didn't want to hear.

Well, At Least I Don't Have A Broken Leg!

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The Third Nurse, Who Was On Her Period, Hesitates But Does It Anyways.

3 nurses walk into a patient's bedroom only to find him dead. 30+ funny and relatable nurse jokes to get you through your longest shift 1. The nurse will give a skin test to a patient to test for allergic reaction.

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The man replies, i was! I need to perform a skin test to know if you are allergic or not to the antibiotic prescribed by the doctor. We keep the doctors from accidentally killing you.