Skinny Leg Jokes

Skinny Leg Jokes. “i’ll have the same,” says the emu. You mean the sahara desert, said the.

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Today my wife left me, my bank account is empty, my house is empty! That leg is a real stickler for rules. I said i was bleeding.

Some People Are Furries But I’m Just A Skinny.

But as you can see from these amputee jokes compiled by bored panda, some people know. There are so many amazing leg puns and jokes out there that it’s hard to believe we hadn’t heard any of them until now! They say inside every fat person is a skinny person trying to get out.

Yo Mama's So Skinny, She Can Grate Cheese On Her Ribs.

The principal asked them to repeat what they said but fastly and in a short way. We left these offensive jokes until last as these are quite easily our most vulgar out of the bunch. “i bet i could get my hamstrings to.

Sir I Had A Bleeding Blood.

“i’ll have the same,” says the emu. You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant. I said i was bleeding.

The Lumberjack Couldn't Believe His Eyes And Said, Where Did You Get The Skill To Chop Down Trees Like That? In The Sahara Forest, Replied The Puny Man.

Leg jokes, knee puns, calf humor, leg day laughs. A short time later the waitress returns with the order and says: Went to see that new play, “broken leg” last night.

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He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me. sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. Sir i was broke,really really broke. Funny skinny girl in mirror looking fat.