Sleeping Jokes One Liner. For the friend that acts like a silly goose. I wasn’t sure about it, so the salesman told me to go away and sleep on it.
Sleep Jokes Puns And One Liners from punsandoneliners.com
Don't drop off with our funny sleep jokes. For friends that duck your calls for an eternity. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
As She Staggers By The Lions, She Carelessly Bumps Into The First One And Spills His Drink.
To see a man’s true face, look to the photos he hasn’t posted. Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sleeping sleeper dad jokes. Sleeping jokes that are better than adulthood.
People In Sleeping Bags Are The Soft Tacos Of The Bear World.
This joke may contain profanity. This week’s page of puns and one liners takes the form of sleep jokes. I went to buy a new mattress the other day.
The Two Lions Continue Drinking And The Woman Staggers B.
Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. On my desk, i have a work station. One night when my girlfriend was sleeping over, we were quite noisy during bed time.
I Have An Inferiority Complex, But It’s Not A Very Good One.
Sleep jokes and puns won’t make you any less tired, but the good ones will make you giggle — even if it’s only a brief chuckle in your head. Get ready to grin—and groan! Woke up the other day with a puzzled look on my face.
I Don’t Suffer From Insanity—I Enjoy Every Minute Of.
He said, “sleep on the bed’s edge, soon you’ll fall asleep”. A train station is where a train stops. Two lions walk into a bar.
